For the discerning urban operative.
UNSCENTED Conditioning Beard Oil.
UC Beard Oil is formulated to tame the wildest of chin crops, leaving even the bushiest of beards smooth, manageable and tight. Just imagine what it can do for yours! Hipster? We've got you covered. No-Shave-November warrior? We can keep you out of dutch with the little missus. 19th century prospector? You'll be the most styling' dude at the saloon, dag-nabbit!
Urbane Commando uses penetrating emollients to heal broken and split hairs, and create a healthy, shiny beard that will be the envy of all who dare make eye contact with its luxuriant volume and unbridled magnificence.
Moroccan Argan Oil and Hazelnut Oil keep your skin healthy and glowing underneath and keep you from getting the dreaded beard dandruff, or beardruff as the kids are calling it these days (and yes, it's a real thing). Then a splash of Tea Tree and a hint of mint keeps your underbrush from looking like that of a pubescent teen on prom night (read: no breakouts).
While all the other companies have been rushing to get in on the beard oil craze, we have been testing, researching, watching, and biding our time. Our product combines old world recipes with new world know-how and a touch of fancy-schmancy science thrown in just for good measure. The resulting product is the best you can buy anywhere, at any price.
This elixir of the Gods comes in a generous 2 ounce bottle, complete with handy eye-dropper lid. It only takes a few drops to keep your beard looking as fierce as you know it is! The best part is, you can sport a clean and alluring scent that doesn't overpower like colognes can, but rather imparts just the right amount of awesome into your game!
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TIN WOODSMAN Conditioning Beard Oil.
No matter how suave and worldly a man becomes, there are always times in which he yearns for the simpler, more rugged days of his ancestors. Tin Woodsman is a perfect reminder of a time when all a man had were his wits, his cunning, and the strength of his back with which to provide for a family, or even a village. Slightly smokey, and very subtle, Tin Woodsman conjures hints of dark, expressive cedar, and musky fir for a sensation of being deep in a primeval forest, even if you're only in a cubical.
MINT-SPICE Conditioning Beard Oil.
We have a few beardless, testosterone-free employees (who shall remain nameless) among us who were convinced we had lost touch with our faculties when we whipped out THIS concoction. Ha! Oh ye of little faith. On the other hand, the beardos in the building haven't stopped raving about it! If you have a beard, whether it be long or short, and you want to take care of it with a certain panache, this is your blend. Just a touch of minty coolness frolics around with whiffs of cinnamon and clove to make the most unique experience for all of the discerning beardsman's senses. Ok, maybe not taste. Don't eat it. Yuck. You'll want to though.
ORANGE-SPICE Conditioning Beard Oil
The very essence of the orange, extracted straight from Mamma Peel, combines with cinnamon and clove to create a delightful, almost festive offering. Bon Vivants will love this scent because of the rich imagery it conjures. Instantly, you and your glorious (and shiny) beard are transported to Dickensian England where you may encounter any number of beloved characters during your daily duties. Perhaps you'll chat with Bob Cratchet at the water cooler? Maybe Oliver Twist will deliver lunch today? Who knows? And frankly who cares? You are smelling too damned good, and looking way too sharp to even worry about it.
THE ORIENT Conditioning Beard Oil
Distant and mysterious, the treasures of the Far East have fascinated adventurous souls for eons. Today, some of the more adventurous among us are growing facial hair masterpieces that stand as living monuments to the tonsorial arts. These new age trail blazers don't stand on convention, they don't follow the crowd, and they certainly don't trust their follicles to pedestrian grooming products. That's why we created THE ORIENT. Exotic Dalmation Sage and sprightly Lemongrass connect on an ethereal level to add an air of mystery and intrigue to any grooming regimen.
Cerveza con Limon
In the sweltering heat of a subtropical beach locale, nothing quite hits the spot like an icy cold and oh-so-refreshing Mexican cerveza. A frosted glass with just a touch of salt on the rim and plenty of lime makes an every day experience, an occasion. Our soap is the first one that even attempts to replicate the singular experience in a bath product. It's crafted with genuine Corona beer which makes for a very mild bar that has an incredibly rich lather. We add organic Madagascar Lime essential oil and just a dusting of dead sea salt to invigorate and nourish your skin. You won't find anything like this soap anywhere. 5.5-6oz bars.